Tha scurvy dog got into the spirit o' the day with a wee piratein' hat.
Quoth she, "Barrrrrrrrgggghhhhhk!"

Avast! PegBalls Paul boardin' tha galley in search of grub.

Paul, Keith Skilling of Enron, and Brown Beard (aka Ed) at Todd's Grog n' Ale

The Captain of the Rusty Cutlass, Paul, an unknown pirate, and Cap'n Hooker
(Angela Brown of SLUG magazine) at Todd's Grog n' Ale.

Beat on the (b)rat! Beat on the (b)rat!
Beat on the (b)rat with a baseball bat cutlass!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh

Out on the deck at Todd's Grog n' Ale.

The Auld Scotsman Balladeer, Billy.

Ahoy! Much o' the crew on the deck at Piper Drowned!

Cap'n Hooker at Cap'n Burt's Voodoo Emporium

Crew members Brown Beard, Scurvy Nate, n' assorted other villainous types at
Cap'n Burt's Voodoo Emporium

A tall and beauteous wench, Ashley, 'n' a scurvy Sasquatch.

Three buxom wenches. I fail'd t' get their names, not being into wenchin', meself.

PegNuts hoped he could take 'em all back t' his bunk...

Yet another bilgerat and the Cap'n.

Pirates o' the Open Road.

Ol' PegNuts movin' in on yet another curvy wench. An' ye wonder how he got his nom de mer?