Batwing Ferrets from Hell

Evil, poisonous black-wing Demon Ferrets haunt my house, leaving behind smells and little squishy "gifts" in the corner. They eat all the food, taunt the dog, bite toes, and never do a lick of work. around the house.

Oh, sure, you might think this is a Halloween costuime, but what kind of an idiot would spend hours working to modify a dragon costume pattern for dogs and sewing it out of PVC to fit squirmy, furry snake-like creatures?

Lest there was any doubt, you now know what kind of an idiot would do that.

*hangs head in shame*

This Christmas, we're taking both ferrets and Olive (she has her own set of wings as well) to take photos with Satan Santa at Petsmart. Just because I'm perverse. (Ok, maybe I'll do it at Halloween, but I am always WAY too busy at Halloween.)

PS: Taking pictures of ferrets is really hard.